Home Recording
“711″ Parody of Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never”
by Mike on Oct.13, 2011, under Home Recording
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Parody of Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never”
Lyrics and performance by me.
mp3 version available at http://shop.mdwagner.com
Seven Eleven
Parody of Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never”
See I was a teenage millionaire sensation
Some say the most popular in the world
The record label saw that I got older
They told me it was someone else’s turn
The accountants took my cash
And they wouldn’t give it back
Yeah they took most everything
It’s reality
I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Slurpees taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven
I never thought I’d feel the label’s power
They’re the ones that made me have this hair
They made me get these braces to look younger
Then they threw me out and didn’t even care (no)
You know I’m gonna get ‘em back
Gonna give ‘em a JB smack
‘Cept tonight I gotta work
Cause this is reality
I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Taquitos taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven
Here we go
Guess who
40 Year old JB uh huh
Workin’ at Seven Eleven
I can handle this
Hold up aiight
I can handle this
Now they buyin’ from me kinda scary
Cigs, Beer, Boone’s, and the lottery
Late night it all gets pretty freaky
Just waitin’ for the next big robbery
I be tryna chill, they be tryna get a free fill
Been here long enough to know that they probably will
Like Yoda with the force my envy made me green
Like Kobe in Vail they’ll get away with it clean (he did)
I gotta clean this mess up
It’s soakin’ in the aisles
Like down in the tiles
I’m not getting fired
So now I got this mop in my hand
I was made by YouTube
On my ass is where I landed (I’m done)
I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Slurpees taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven
I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Taquitos taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven
Teterboro The Download
by Mike on Oct.14, 2010, under Home Recording
By popular demand, here is a link to the audio version of the song.
right click on the link (PC) or control click (Mac) and you should be able to download it.
Teterboro, The Video
by Mike on Oct.13, 2010, under Home Recording
Here is the long-awaited video for the song Teterboro.
48,000 hits on youtube and counting.
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Here are the lyrics.
Words, performance, video, and audio done by me in my home studio, and garage. 
Teterboro (Parody of the Beach Boy’s Kokomo)
L.A., Las Vegas, I wish that I could take us
Barbados, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, The Bahamas
Mont Tremblant, Toronto oh how I wish we could go
Miami
Out in New Jersey(s)
There’s a place called Teterboro
That’s where everybody goes
To be a part of it all
Lots of jets on the ramp
Loaded up waiting to start engines
They’ll be there for an hour
Before they even have the chance
Down in Teterboro
Houston, Austin, Dallas even Boston
Midway, Tampa, so you wanna go to Napa
Provo, Jackson Hole, they just won’t let us go
Ooo I wanna get you out of Teterboro
We wanna leave
But they won’t let us go
Just heard on the radio
Were stuck in Teterboro
Get in, can’t get out just like a roach motel now.
In a line of twenty three
I’ll offer you my apologies
but our chance to leave won’t be for hours you see.
Traffic stopped over White
Cause Newark saw a cloud in the sky
That tired look in our eyes
As we run out of duty time
Way down in Teterboro
Milwaukee, Kenosha, Oooo I’d love ta show ya
San Jose, Saint Simon, St. Augustine the islands
Dulles, Waukegan chance of leaving’s slim to none
Ooo I wanna get you out of Teterboro
We wanna leave
But they won’t let us go
Just heard on the radio
Were stuck in Teterboro
Farmingdale this feels like we’re in jail
Everybody knows
A busy place like Teterboro
Now if you wanna go
And be stuck in it all
Fly out of Teterboro
Oakland, and Tucson, Anderson, and Aspen
Muncie, Indy, Springfield’s what you won’t see
Salt Lake, Toledo, your plans have been torpedoed
Ooo I wanna get you out of Teterboro
We wanna leave
But they won’t let us go
Just heard on the radio
Were stuck in Teterboro
Vancouver, Seattle, Scottsdale, Kalamazoo
Bar Harbor, Nashville hope you’ve got time to kill
Boca, Lexington baby this is no fun
Ooo I wanna get you outta teterboro etc…
